Please….someone…anyone in that facility, please please please take a photo. PLEASE!!!

Poor Paris Go Boo Boo!!

New details emerging on Ebola’s life behind bars and would you believe…she had to be subjected to wearing A SCRUNCHIE! “A scrunchie made from an elastic sock!!!”

I can’t…I can’t…I can’t tell you how hard I just laughed.

And it gets better.

According to a source, Paris "She cries all day," a source tells PEOPLE in its new issue. "She looks unwashed, she has no makeup and her hair is tangled. She cried audibly through the first two nights."

Sigh…

Just made my day.

People.com