Will it actually happen? Will a celebrity be denied preferential treatment - for once? Will Hollywood Ebola face the indignity of putting on prison stripes?

Hardly.

But just the thought is tantalising enough. Pulled over last month for driving with a suspended license stemming from her alcohol-related offence six months ago, LA police are now saying that they have “sufficient evidence to prove that (Paris) Hilton had knowledge of the suspension, and yet continued to drive,” which could land her in jail for up to 90 days.

But remember. She IS Hollywod Ebola - a virus so crafty, so deadly, so flexible it will mutate and survive and persist under the most extreme conditions. And so somehow she will suck or f&ck her way out of this one…and gladly too.

A blowjob always works in Hollywood, see?

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