My people!

Hollywood Ebola is currently infecting China, on a 4 day viral tour to the Far East to spread her disease. To be fair though, my people don’t have great taste.

This of course is the region of the world that gave us Hello Kitty and continues to spawn brain dead, superficial, twits capable of nothing but squealing and holding hands while shoving their pink pencil cases inside their Louis Vuitton knapsacks. Ugh.

As you can see, Ebola tried to endear herself to the People’s Republic by donning a traditional cheongsam, slit high up the thigh to better expose her black hole vagina, from which bad things emerge.

Sadly, the Chinese probably ate that sh-t up.