Not that you can believe anything out of Trump’s mouth but whatever…if true, I would totally, totally watch.

So The Apprentice is on life support, only renewed because of the celebrity angle. Donald Trump says she’s already lined up some super A List and B List stars including “Jim Cramer, Carmen Electra, Joan Rivers, Naomi Judd, George Foreman, original Apprentice villain Amorosa, Kimora Lee Simmons, Pete Rose, Dana Patrick, Tony Hawk and Jeff Gordon.”

A List?

Not quite.

Which is why Trump claims that he’s asked Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton to participate and also the two trainwrecks Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, when she busts out of rehab, of course. Paris has also apparently informed Big Brother producers in the UK that if paid enough, she’d do their show too. Because letting an entire houseful of strangers f&ck her silly wouldn’t exactly be a stretch from the norm.

And here she is, making a spectacle of herself at her beach house in a gold bikini Saturday and flaunting her friendship, or whatever it is, with Adrian Grenier yesterday in Malibu, which makes it two weeks the two have been hanging out. Two weeks and several outings. Now don’t f&cking tell me it’s all about work. Don’t delude yourself into thinking he’s still one of the good eggs. Because at the end of the day, he continues to feed her disease. It is inexcusable.

Adrian Grenier – dead to me.