If I were on the board at FILA, I’d be cashing in my shares in getting the f&ck out. Because in hiring Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton as a spokesvirus, the brand has officially been infected. Which means their products are now contaminated and stocks will eventually plummet. Trust.

Because remember – Paris Hilton’s black hole vagina spreads her disease unmercifully… killing everyone and everything in her path. Come to think of it, if I were this male model’s mother, I’d be panicking too. Her son, it seems, is destined for loserhood. Or rehab. Or both.

Check out Paris the cheese skank posing on a shoot for FILA yesterday. Have you ever seen anyone so graceless? Except, of course, when she’s on her hands and knees…

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com