The Perfect Victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 05:29:53 December 31, 2007 05:29:53

Chicken Fried Stupid is probably too stupid to realise this is the best thing that’s happened to her all year.

Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has officially infected Kevin Federline. Which can only mean one thing: Kevin Federline is now diseased. KFed is now KF&cked. It might take a few weeks, it might even take a few months…but It.Will.Take.

Ebola kills everything. Trust.

Here they are two nights ago in Vegas partying at some club. He also showed up last night at Pure where Paris was hosting yet another bash. Unfortunately she was busy grinding up on some other dude – see attached – to further contaminate KFed with her virus. Thankfully one dose is usually enough.

As you can see, KFed put his beat-me-face on and looks like he’s on top of the world. After the year he’s had, of course he’s feeling a little arrogant. Pride before the fall… Hubris. Justice. Wait for it. One of the rare times Paris Hilton is actually useful.

photos from Wenn

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