Wouldn’t blame the good people of Jamaica if they woke up a little uneasy this morning.

Last night, the country’s reigning sprint god appeared on David Letterman. Also on Letterman? Hollywood’s deadliest disease Ebola Paris Hilton. Check her out all cocked up and uncoordinated arriving at the studio.

Not known yet whether or not the Olympic champion and world record holder came in contact with that black hole between her legs but you know she tried. And she probably tried very hard. She probably begged him to let her kneel before his gold medal. Only Ebola the alchemist could turn gold into sh*t with her diseased poon.

Hopefully he was able to resist.

Because if he wasn’t…

Usain Bolt is over.

Remember. Paris Ebola spares no one. It shows no mercy.

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