Seriously, look at the face. Look at it nose-on. Now I don’t have a great nose, I myself have a rather hawk-like nose, but I’m proud to say my hawk nose is still cuter than her bird beak, and again, it astounds me – that someone this borderline hermaphrodite and, as articulated so brilliantly by Tina Fey, STUPID as all f*ck still manages to convince people that there’s something, anything, to be desired underneath all that glossy skank. Never fails to amaze me. By the way - did you miss Tina"s brilliant assessment of Paris on Howard Stern. If so, click here for a recap. You will love.