Patrick Dempsey is shooting a movie – some kind of romantic comedy, formulaic plot, you get the picture. Am assuming he’s the leading man, will get the girl.

But here’s where it breaks down. Because how could hair like this possibly get the girl?

Wrong. This is wrong hair. Not just bad hair but wrong hair. All kinds of wrong. All kinds of horrid feathered parting to one side wrong. His wife is his hairdresser, right? You smell sabotage?

Just sayin…