She could qualify for worst everything actually but we’ll spread the hate around and focus, for now, on the 6 story apartment building attached to her head – a flagrant violation of the laws of proportion, if such a thing exists. And if it doesn’t, it should.

The problem is that the updo is the same size as her face, and since she’s only, like, 5 feet tall, it’s also almost the same size as her body. So now there are three round blocks stacked up on top of each other and some kind of Terminator metal infection spreading across randomly selected parts of her body.

When you’re suggesting hair options for me then please know that this one will definitely be rejected. And I will yell at you over email.

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Herbal Essences