Did you forget how annoying Paula Patton was at the Globes two years ago? (Click here but you probably don’t need to.) Perhaps she thought you did though because she decided to do it again…this time with some dirty sheets hanging off one shoulder like she’s on her way to the laundry room.

Naming her the Worst Dressed is too easy. And, besides, we only reserve the Best and the Worst for big names. Paula Patton belongs in the middle – not too high, not too low, with no prime position in today’s column because she just wants it too bad. This is a Kardashian kind of effort – blatant, shameless, desperate. So Jesse Pinkman came along and saved it. Watch him rip that trophy out of her hand without even looking at her face. HAHAHAHAHAAHA.