Penelope Cruz: the curse has lifted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2006 12:00:00 January 11, 2006 12:00:00
Dear Katie, Escape is not only possible…it is truly transformative. There is a way out, girl. You can do it. Others have before you. Check out Pene! She radiates health and beauty and charm! If you ask me, she doesn’t even look like a duck anymore. The side by side comparison speaks for itself. Penelope in 2003 and Penelope yesterday in France. Katie, this could be yours. It’s not too late. You have time. So get the f*ck out while you can, before those cult sores come back all over your rather androgynous body and you"re sucked in to 10 years of absolute hell. Just ask Nicole Kidman.

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