Penelope Cruz: blind bad taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2006 12:00:00 October 2, 2006 12:00:00
I"m not sure if I buy the recent reports that she and Three Whiskers are hooking up. Bearding track record aside - it really could be just the fact that she"s in LA with Pedro Almodovar on Volver promo and she and Orly happen to both be staying at the Chateau Marmont. Still…if it is true and if she has found herself a new hire… I"d have to say her selection committee is grossly miscalculating, particularly in light of her absolutely atrocious track record. Homo Dick, Hippy Dick, and now Limp Dick - are you telling me there"s no one else in Hollywood who needs a girlfriend? If I were her, I"d stop selling myself so short. After all, she does have an outside shot for a nomination this year. And seriously, not even Meryl Streep could make this sh*t work. Photos from

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