This post is for Sasha. She sent me this shot yesterday with the message:

“you better be doing a picture analysis on this!!! look at (Kanye West’s fiancée) and then to the leeeeeeeffffffftttttttttttttt”

To the left?

Everything you own in a box to the left…

Thank you, Beyonce. That says everything. This photo is EVERYTHING.

Anna Wintour in sunglasses, thoroughly grossed out. Anna Wintour, her ass in her seat, while the rest of that sh-t is up on display. This happened at the Kanye West show in Brooklyn the other night. Anna of course recognises the value in placating Kanye. And that’s why she relented when he wanted to bring his fiancée to the MET Gala in May. But on the VOGUE website afterwards, you do remember this, right?

That picture is basically her face in these photos. I will acknowledge it exists – for you Kanye, for you – but that doesn’t mean I have to enjoy it. Everything you own in a box to the left.

By the way, waaaay over to the left that night – Lindsay Lohan.