Worst Sternum: Jada Pinkett-Smith

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

You tell me – is there something funky goin’ here or what? Not that I don’t ADORE Will and Jada…I have ALWAYS loved Will and Jada but something about the way the GMD presented his award to him at the Santa Barbara Film Festival on Saturday night, something about it stank of SOMEthing…I can’t put my finger on it but there’s an overpowering sense of rot whenever Tom’s around, you can’t help but think it’s infected the Smiths. Or maybe it’s just the lingering a href="https://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4963" target="_blank">Rossum left over from seeing Tom’s “Serious Face” up on stage – you know the one? You know that odd thing he does, how he’s able to transition from super hyper glee to finger pointing, jaw clenching intensity with the blink of an eye? Dane Cooke parodied it perfectly on Jimmy Kimmel a couple of years ago (click here if you haven’t had the pleasure, still kills me after all this time, my favourite part is when he says that Katie “is so many words in my vernacular” – brilliance) and that same odd manufactured transition appeared to be on display again at the weekend – part of the two trick pony limited acting range that makes up Tom’s repertoire. But I digress. We were talking about Jada’s weird ass tits. Or does that look normal to you? Maybe it’s just me. Source

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