Plastic Surgery: Arguments For/Arguments Against

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2007 12:00:00 March 28, 2007 12:00:00


Look at Courtney Love on vacay.

I’ll give you a moment…browse through all of them.

So…the body? She’s been a rail before, when she was on smack of course, and now it’s some rather nice lipo. Any more than this and I’d say it’s alarming but I like the tone in her legs and her ass looks pretty good and given how badly she’s drugged and ravaged her insides, it could be worse, you know?

Worse like her face. Her face she should have left alone. Her face is completely mangled. Like Donatella Versace mangled. And it’s totally stripped too. Like peeled. And orange. And tender. And it looks painful. And there’s something weird about her mouth – I’m about to offend you, be warned – almost like the mouth of a burn survivor.

Don’t mean to be mean but can you honestly say she looks good? Can you?

And did you ever think you’d ever see Courtney Love reading Candace Bushnell?

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