New issue of Hello Canada features details on Hot Harry and Chelsy’s African boat trip getaway. They slept on a tent perched on top of a roof on a boat and sailed down a river, preparing breakfast on a small gas stove in the mornings, sunbathing, taking the speedboat out for a spin, and getting reacquainted in the afternoons. And evenings.

They were accompanied by a bodyguard and a captain…call me pervy but I wonder, in that tent, how they managed to keep it discreet. Or maybe when you’re a prince you don’t care about who hears?

How do you keep your balance in a tent on top of a boat? Don’t lie… you want to know too!

Also in the magazine – a Chelsy/Kate Middleton comparison. Kate has quit her job and is reportedly planning a ski holiday with Prince Williams and…

Who the f*ck cares? I’m bored.

What’s a ski holiday compared to hot Harry in a tent on a boat with his girl?