Would give anything to look this good at a work out. Madge heading to the gym today in London complete with blackberry and phone, in her track suit and the sweetest leather jacket. Am also coveting the shoes.

All pales in comparison however to the tits. Pushing fifty and still rather bouncy…and up close her skin looks pretty good too. As for that ridiculous story in the UK tabs today about her insisting on unwavering eye contact during interviews for Live Earth – none of the outlets I spoke to had even heard of this demand. And CTV had the sole Canadian rights to the Live Earth broadcast. Not to say the bitch isn’t a bitch – because of course she’s one of the biggest – but given that she wasn’t talking at all for the event anyway, the notion that she was making demands for interviews that weren’t taking place is pretty random.

A much more interesting piece of gossip? With this busy schedule, I’m hearing that some are beginning to wonder how much time she’s actually been able to spend with little David Banda who has been curiously undercover for many, many months. Will keep you posted.

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