Sigh. So Hot Harry"s girlfriend Chelsy celebrated her birthday this weekend. During the party, several friends and family put on an impromptu roast, teasing Chelsy for her "Bush"-like intelligence. Apparently she thinks mammoths still exist and that buffalo should eat deer when they get hungry. And still her ditziness is so endearing, Harry puts up photos of President Bush on his wall as an homage to her brain. He also takes her to the loo when she gets too smashed to hold her liquor and of course, this is how Chelsy rang in 21. Like a true Prince, my Hot Harry rubbed her back and helped her heave before taking her home, passed out on his lap in the car at the end of the evening, which of course only makes me love him more. Because Hot Harry likes rich, blonde girls who love to party. Hard. If only, if only... Source