Underage p&ssy all up in the joint – of course he was there! Because this kind of Blue Steele cheese only works on 20 below. You remember Matthew McConnaughey from Dazed & Confused? Wilmer Valderamma, my friends, is totally Hollywood Wooderson, perhaps one of the most classic cinematic characters of all time, delivering one of the most classic lines of all time. If you haven"t seen it...you MUST. It"s quite possibly the reason why Matthew McConaughey has never been on my Freebie 5: "That"s what I love about those high school girls, man... I get older...they stay the same age. Yes they do."