As you can see, whatever did or didn’t happen at Cowboys in Calgary – clearly Chelsy is over it. Because while those skanks can claim to have f&cked the Prince, Chelsy knows she’s the one dating the Prince. And girls like Chelsea were bred to know the difference: F*cking is nothing. Dating is everything. Marriage is even more. And it looks like Chelsy has passed an important hurdle: show discretion and forgiveness and you will be handsomely rewarded. First a seat of honour next to Harry at the Concert for Diana, now he has joined her on vacay in Botswana, seemingly more in love with her than ever.

Hate her! Love her! And a puppy too???

Lucky bitch.