Hot Harry and his Chelsy Davy went out for dinner the other night and the British press were making a big deal about how they feasted on monkeys swinging from trees and other exotic dishes…or some sh*t like that.

I prefer to make a big deal about the fact that Hot Harry looks debloated and I wonder if those foods were aphrodisiacs and I could totally see them mauling each other like two wildcats in the jungle. Yum.

On a smutty level, Chelsy is so much > than Kate Middleton for me. So much.

Photos from Wenn.com