Hot Harry on a Horse is in Botswana today at an event to celebrate the Queen’s official birthday. Royal people are amazing, non? She gets an “official” birthday in June because her real birthday takes place when the weather is usually for sh-t. Because there needs to be a parade. I love it so much.

While Hot Harry was looking hot in Africa drinking champagne on proper work assignment, his brother the #1 was back in London with the Queen attending a service for the Most Noble Order of the Garter. Who would you rather be today?

It’s time for a big ass royal wedding. How much longer is he making us wait?

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