Or at least a wedding de-bloat?

Everyone keeps talking about how thin Kate Middleton has gotten lately and they’re saying it’s because she, like so many other brides before her, is on some kind of wedding diet to get into her dress. I wonder if it’s not the stress.

Can you imagine the lessons she’s enduring right now? They’re grilling her on behaviour, on posture, on walking, on eating, the angle of her wrist, the level of her eye contact, the protocol, the procedure, the staff, the expectations, the names, the relatives…more, more, more, more, more.

And something like 3 billion watching. Everything. I am anxious just thinking about that insane amount of pressure. What must it be like to live it?

As for wedding diets though, and who should think about them…

Check out Hot Harry on a Horse in uniform in Portsmouth on Friday presenting medals to military personnel. As you can see, it’s a high tight collar which certainly accentuates his fondness for beer. In a regular suit, Hot Harry’s face fluff isn’t so apparent. They say however that both William and Harry will be in proper office dress for the wedding. In other words, not so forgiving if, say, someone decides to giv’er on a kegger the night before.

Photos from Wenn.com and Bauergriffinonline.com