Hot Harry hit up a club called Raffles the other night, tried to sneak out the back entrance but the paps caught him first – seen here hopping in a cab with pink polish on his nails. Yum.

Yum because this would have happened in bed. Of course it would have happened in bed. Do you remember Bull Durham? Remember when Kevin Costner was hot? When Kevin Costner painted Susan Sarandon’s toes? Do you remember the quiver? Their chemistry was ridiculous.

Now imagine Hot Harry re-enacting the scene. I’m telling you, this is exactly how it went down…the only question is: with whom?

Fast forward to 4:10 if you don’t have time for the entire clip…but really, you should watch in full. Steam.

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