There was a report that surfaced a few days ago – some scandal involving a sex tape, a royal, and a blackmail scheme. Most immediately suspected Hot Harry on a Horse. Just because he’s a dirty, dirty boy.

The giveaway however is that the sex act caught on video was male on male blow. And we all know that Harry – much to the chagrin of gays everywhere – is straight up straight.

Turns out the “victim” in this case was some other dude no one’s heard of outside aristocratic circles. Viscount Linley or something - the queen’s nephew? Who cares…the point is, Hot Harry on a Horse isn’t getting blown by his male aide.

Which is kinda too bad. I would have loved to fantasise about a 4 way with Harry, his horse, and Tom Ford.

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