Prince Harry was photographed with cousin Princess Eugenie at a ski resort in Switzerland this weekend. The paps weren’t able to conjure up a “mystery companion”. And, you know, if there was one, they would have found her. The last time Eugenie was in Verbier it was around the new year, in January, and instead of Harry she had Cressida Bonas with her. Cressida, however, was busy for Valentine’s weekend. With her new/old boyfriend.

His name is Harry Wentworth-Stanley, the son of British aristocrat Clare Husted Mountbatten. They dated before she and Hot Harry were a thing. Now they’re back together and holding hands. Click here to see photos. (Thanks Joy!)

You’ll note, this Harry is also tall. And he has more hair. And is pretty hot. And, presumably, he’s got money and connections too, like Cressida herself. So, you see, when you have status, and you’re blonde enough and rich enough, it is possible to get over a prince. That description, obviously, didn’t apply to Kate Middleton.