Let’s get the bullsh-t out of the way first.

The UK’s Now is reporting that Prince Harry and Cameron Diaz are friends because they go to the same gym. Apparently they’ve worked out at the same time on three occasions. And once they were running on treadmills close together and Harry increased her speed, like as if to suggest a sprint-off in which they eventually end up naked on the queen’s throne.

Please.

She would DESTROY him.

If, that is, he actually goes to the gym. I mean...it’s Harry. Right?

Needless to say, in five minutes, people will start saying they’re f-cking. We are not that lucky. The truth is she’s still obsessed with A-Rod. But wouldn’t it be your favourite thing ever? Hot Harry and Cameron Diaz? Wouldn’t that be great gossip? Again, we are not that lucky.

On a royal related note, they’re now auctioning off some of Princess Diana’s private notes. She wrote them early on in the marriage in the voice of a young bride and mother, hopeful, or trying to be, and optimistic, or trying to be, who seems to be coping ok with having to...pretend?

When I was reading through the article today and looking at her handwriting, it occurred to me that I’d recently seen an example of Harry’s, and how similar they are. Harry’s, in this case, attached, is neater, of course, as it’s a formal dedication, but it’s lovely penmanship all the same, non? Are you allowed, as a member of the Firm, to NOT have beautiful penmanship?

Also, I LOVE his stationery. We’ve talked about it before – it’s the most pretentious upyourass thing, sure – but I love it when it’s personalised. I order mine personalised. It’s just... a nice touch, isn’t it?

Anyway, have a look at the writing. Fascinating.

You’ll find attached too a few of my favourite shots of Harry with his mother. Remember when he stuck out his tongue on the balcony? See? Even then he was telling us he’d be the punk. And click here to read more of Diana’s private letters which... if she actually had sent you one, WHY would you sell it???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Photos from Wenn.com and Anwar Hussein/Gettyimages.com