Prince Philip is 93 years old today. Maclean’s rounded up some of his good and so-bad-they’re-good moments over the years. The Duke celebrated his birthday by going to work. At the Queen’s garden party. It’s quite a contrast in comparison to those Cambridges, William and Catherine, who’ve come under some criticism lately for being lazy.
Catherine was at the garden party too, along with Anne, the Princess Royal, and Princess Eugenie. There’s been gossip that the Queen was unhappy with Princess Catherine because she doesn’t wear underwear but, clearly, on this occasion, we’re seeing that Big G’s mother is still in favour with Her Majesty. I don’t give a sh-t about the underwear scandal. What I do care about is how much foundation she wears. I can see it, it’s so heavy. And why can’t someone tell her to fill in that waterline, God.
How come I’m talking about her makeup?
Well, what else is she giving me to talk about???