It was movie night last night for Prince William and his Catherine. They went to see The Avengers at ODEON Kensington which isn’t far from Ffiona’s, my favourite restaurant in London. Go when you’re there; the steak & kidney pie is worth the flight.

Click here to see a creeper photo of them at the theatre.

What would you do if you went to The Avengers and Kate Middleton was sitting right beside you? What if you ended up sitting next to Kate Middleton at The Avengers and it turns out she’s a movie talker? What’s always been crazy to me is that every time a douchebag in a movie goes off like he’s the smartest ever even though what he just pointed out is predictable and obvious to everyone else is that that guy is always with a girl. Who is the girl who can stay with a guy who is a movie talker? I would take a receding hairline over a movie talker.

Anyway, given the movie, aren’t you surprised Hot Harry didn’t ask to tag along? Harry would pass on the arty film. But I can’t imagine Harry not wanting to see superheroes, unless of course he’s seen it already with his boys which is totally possible. Besides, Chelsy was probably over last night.