Prince William and Princess Catherine attended the Queen’s Christmas lunch yesterday at Buckingham Palace. Not sure if Little G came along with them but Will drove himself and Kate wore red. In other Cambridge news…

More information is being released in that phone hacking trial over in England, including some of the voice messages Will left for Kate and Harry while he was training at Sandhurst. Let’s start with Harry. Apparently Will called his brother in Chelsy Davy’s voice to say the following:

"Hi, it's Chelsy here. I wanted to say I miss you so much and I think you're the most best looking ginger I've ever seen, although you really are quite ugly for a ginger. I hope you're having a lovely time. It's lovely out here in Africa and hopefully I'll see you very soon you big, hairy, fat ginger."

That was almost 10 years ago. Will was in his early 20s. So I guess even the future king can be a dick to his little bro.

As for what he said to his then-girlfriend:

"Hi baby. Um, sorry, I've just got back in off my night navigation exercise." The rest of the message is boring but…


Oh baby baby! How was I supposed to know?