Prince William and Princess Catherine arrived in New York last night. Today he’s in Washington and here she is, this afternoon, with New York’s first lady Chirlane McCray to tour the Harlem Child Development Centre. You know how boring Kate can be? Chirlane is the exact opposite. Now this is a fascinating life. Both she and Bill de Blasio have made it very clear the influence she has within his circle, how heavily her voice is weighted, and her role as his “top advisor”. That’s definitely not how the Cambridges do things.

Tonight they’ll be at the Brooklyn Nets game, likely in a luxury box. Hopefully with the Carters? Come on. That’s the money shot. Why go if there’s not opportunity for photos? They have to take photos. Taking photos in the box is boring. Can we please just get them on the court? God.