Princess Catherine visited the 23rd Poplar Beaver Scout Colony yesterday in London. She wore jeans and a Scouts hoodie and hung out with the kids. Um. Look at that camp counsellor (we’ll just call him this since I don’t know what his official title is) sitting next to her. With the glasses? Is he cute? From some angles, kind of, right?

Does she notice sh-t like that anymore? If she does, who does she tell? She couldn’t possibly say it to her handlers. And no one knows if she has friends anymore. So, like, does she call up Pippa for a catch-up every night, “OMG I saw the hottest guy today when I was (whatever it is that she does)…”

Or is that part of her completely shut down?

Katie Holmes brain.