Not pregnant at 30

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 15:15:40 January 9, 2012 15:15:40

Catherine of William is 30 today. Pippa and Harry are supposedly planning a birthday party for her. And UK tabloids are reporting that Prince William has been thinking of what to gift her: a watch and a commissioned oil painting to commemorate her first year as his wife. How would you feel about looking at an entire wall of your own face? Rich people are so weird.

HereΓÇÖs Kate at WillΓÇÖs side yesterday for the UK premiere of War Horse. She went back to Temperley for the occasion. I love this choice for her first movie red carpet. It has the gravitas required for such an occasion. And she wears it so beautifully. God she is tall and long, non? She is also, as you can see, despite premature announcements otherwise, no thank you In Touch Weekly, NOT pregnant. I really donΓÇÖt see it happening before the Olympics unless the Queen orders it. And in Judi DenchΓÇÖs voice too, the way Elizabeth I asked for ΓÇ£something more cheerful next time, for Twelfth NightΓÇ¥. I hate how that movie gets sh-t on all the time just because people canΓÇÖt stand Gwyneth Paltrow and war films should win everything. Really? Over the Bard? IΓÇÖll fight you on this to the end.

Wenn, Jeff Moore/Splash, LEON NEAL,Dave Hogan,Ian Gavan/Getty

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