Princess Catherine playing volleyball

OK but the volleyball isn’t what you care about. The volleyball isn’t what people are talking about.

Princess Catherine of William made an official appearance today in London at the SportsAid Athlete Workshop to hang out with some athletes. She played…in wedges. It’s so Victoria Beckham, except Victoria Beckham wouldn’t be playing. To the relief of the palace, there was no royal injury.

I’M TALKING TO YOU WHY AREN’T YOU READING THIS???

You skipped over the words just to eyeball the photos, didn’t you? Why am I bothering writing when you’re trying to triple zoom on these pictures?

Go. Just go.

I can’t compete with her.