Prince William and Catherine stepped out today to visit the Stephen Lawrence Centre in London. Apparently it’s her final appearance before going into seclusion to have the baby, the spare. Supposedly she’s due at the end of April. So, like, an anniversary spare? They were married on April 29th. I suppose it’s possible then, non? As previously mentioned, I’ll be in London April 18-25. And I will not be camping outside the hospital awaiting the child’s arrival. In fact, like a selfish asshole, I’m now worried about hotel rates because of everyone flocking there to be blessed by the birth.

Anyway, Will and Kate seem extra animated to me here. There are a lot of big smiles and there’s even some touching. On the back, which is pretty much the royal version of porn, with about as much chemistry as Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.