Rachel Bilson said recently in Playboy that she would never pose nude. Thing is, posing nude just might be better than posing on all fours. It is the cheesiest pose ever. Ever.

Check out Rachel on the cover and in the pages of the new GQ – total gorgessity but that for one pose. Not even Angelina could make that pose work.

Rachel is currently ramping up promo on Jumper, her new movie with boyfriend Hayden Christensen and she defended his acting abilities in Playboy, perhaps even trashing Natalie Portman in the process. Oh no she dih-int.

"In those Star Wars movies I thought other people – people who are successful and Oscar-nominated – came off looking much worse than he did. But he caught a lot of s---, which really made me mad."

So is she trying to say that Natalie Portman “came off looking much worse” than Hayden Christensen? Xenu knows I love Rachel but seriously…was she watching the same movies? Aside from his lunatic fanbase, I think we’re in universal agreement here: Hayden in Star Wars, while beautiful, is beyond embarrassing. I daresay even he would tell you that.

Still…it’s sweet as hell that Rachel is sticking up for her man. But it’s annoying as hell that she too has turned into yet another TV girl overreaching her limitations. Like Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel before her:

"The roles I want usually go to Kirsten Dunst, Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman or Kate Bosworth – even though I look younger or older than a few of them. I understand they were once where I am now, and my ultimate goal is to get to that point. Hopefully, I"ll achieve it, but you never know."

Oh honey. There is a top tier. And then there’s everyone else. I’m just sayin’…

Here she is with Hayden in her car yesterday. They look great together, non?

For more of Rachel in GQ click here.

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