According to Radar Online Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are over. For months. They’re blaming it on him. Something about age difference. Supposedly Gabriel can’t handle it anymore. And wants to see other people. But...she’s Halle Berry. What?

Show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man who’s tired of f-cking her. Is that what they say?

Not entirely sure I buy this but we’ll roll with it anyway. Apparently Gabriel isn’t after her money. He just wants to make sure the baby is happy. So he’s not a total dick, he just wants to put it in some other broad. And so the end of one of the most beautiful couples of all time. If the story is true.

Halle’s been in New York the last couple of days, spotted walking hand in hand with her manager yesterday (they’ve worked together forever, they’re very close, there’s nothing but friendship happening here, move on) and then walked the carpet at the DKMS 4th Annual Linked Against Leukemia event in the evening. Look at her. It’s perfect. And still Gabriel has had enough ...?

Fine. Then we can set her up. Celebrity lovematches, my favourite. Send in your candidates. Let’s fight over it.

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