I love Rebecca Hall, I do. I think she’s a wonderful actor. And in person she is gorgeous. In a real person, real beauty way. But her showing last night at the premiere of The Awakening at the London Film Festival...

Terrible, right?

Maybe I’d like the dress more if she’d worn her hair up? And not with those shoes? Those shoes take it down. Far, far, far down. Oh God, I actually can’t look anymore. This may very well be the worst outfit of the entire festival. And it’s embarrassing. Like if you didn’t know, she could have totally passed for the wife of some sponsor who went to Bloomingdale's to shop for her first red carpet. The only missing is a pashmina.