Taraji did an exposed bra at the AMAs and it was the best. Rebecca Romijn’s bra? The worst.

I mean, she’s not working with much here with this dress but picking this bra to go beneath it? Taraji’s bra was tantalising. It was tempting. It was alluring. Those are all words you want associated with your outfit. You know the word I’m associating with Rebecca’s outfit?

MAMMARY.

In Latin: Glandula Mammaria.

Perfect for science, and an important part of the anatomy, and definitely a word I care about in so many other contexts. But it’s not a word I want to evoke with an outfit on the red carpet, you know?