Reese is a hair goddess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2006 12:00:00 February 1, 2006 12:00:00
Mrs Phillippe flew to Berlin yesterday for the German premiere of Walk the Line (via Saving Face) and I daresay she"s making a charge at Jennifer Aniston for Best Hair in Hollywood. Look at these beautiful locks! I covet those beautiful locks! Needless to say, this poses quite a problem for Miss Mediocre Aniston. No more Friends, no more Pitt, no babies, no chance at an Oscar, no food allowed in her diet - what else does she have to live for but her hair and her cigarettes??? And now Reese Witherspoon, the girl who has everything, the girl who is what Jen wants to be but can"t…Reese Witherspoon is trying to usurp her famous blowout domination??? Poor, poor, poor, poor Jen. I think my cold heart is starting to thaw.

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