And stand next to it. I think I might buy one for myself, take it everywhere to look thinner. Way better than eating well and going to the gym. Ugh.

Reese Witherspoon tonight in London at the UK premiere of Monsters vs Aliens, dressed in black and extra little next to whatever that is. As for the pregnancy poll yesterday – most of you either hate BumpWatch or don’t think she’s carrying a little Jakey. These photos certainly don’t support any baby speculation either. This is why baby speculation sucks.

Let’s move on to her dress then. Big shoulders, see? Am all over the big shoulders. Looks great on Reese. By the way, Gwynnie was wearing big shoulders very early on. Does that pick your ass?

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