Pink and BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 12:13:07 December 3, 2009 12:13:07

I’ve seen a lot of BitchFace in my day. And Reese Witherspoon’s BitchFace ranks as one of the top BitchFaces in the business. She will cut you with her eye and make you wish you’d never been born. She will curl her upper lip into a sneer that will chill your soul and send you running for butter. Even Anna Wintour would be impressed.

So what’s behind Reese’s BitchFace today in London?

Reese was there this week to raise awareness for victims of domestic violence delivering an emotional impassioned address at the House of Commons. She’s heading home now and back to the drama. Have they or haven’t they? Is Jakey still in the picture?

Jakey is apparently filming in Pittsburgh with Anne Hathaway and this separation is what is leading many to speculate that it’s over, even though reps for both are still insisting it’s on. People Magazine, the original source of the split report, continues to suggest that there’s trouble between them. Curious because, as you know, People usually eats the inside of Reese’s ass. And so the BitchFace is still firmly in place.

Photos from and

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