Renee Zellweger went back to her favourite, Carolina Herrera, to present at the Oscars. It was one of several “tank” style dresses with gold accents that we saw on the night -- including Catherine Zeta-Jones, with whom she presented. It didn’t work for Zeta and it doesn’t work for Renee.

But at least Zeta didn’t almost fall down.

Was it nerves? Was it because she knew Bradley Cooper was in the audience? Or is it a simpler explanation: champagne on an empty stomach…?

Check it -- she was…teetering.

And staring at Richard Gere really awkwardly.

And sort of falling into Latifah…?

Bridget never squinted as severely as she Renee squints now. Duana and I have just spent the last several minutes trying to figure out why. Duana’s all like, well, she never had big eyes to begin with. But then these pictures, from tonight, show that Renee’s eyes aren’t exactly small. So what is it?