Richie Sambora Gossip

Richie Sambora gossip, latest news, photos, and video.

Dumbass Parade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 11:08:00 March 26, 2008 11:08:00

Richie Sambora arrested for DUI – another f*cking bonehead trying to murder people with his vehicle. WTF? Bon Jovi is super rich ass. The band, I mean. Millions of albums sold, a big stadium act, the man has money. He can afford a fecking driver. And while his addiction has obviously been a lifelong battle, it’s also not an excuse. Full Story

Charlie in Love, Denise Alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

Sweet. Since splitting up from Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen has defended himself against her preposterous and UNPROVEN allegations, lived life low key, continued to score impressive ratings on a forgettable sitcom, been nominated for several awards, and has now fallen in love and proposed to his girlfriend of over a year. Full Story

Bad Girlfriends always gets it back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

As Dina Lohan would say – Justice! Richie Sambora is a wealthy, wealthy man. And Denise Richards’s attempt at getting her pandering hands on any of that cash has failed miserably. Apparently her rep is telling In Touch that they’re over, that it was over two months ago but that they “didn"t want to make it public because they lived through public divorces and it was very painful. Full Story

The Daily Bitch… Please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2007 00:00:00 May 11, 2007 00:00:00

Apologies for the crass - we talked about comparing sh-t to diarrhea the other day in relation to Paris Hilton…and I suppose the best analogy of that would be Denise Richards to Paris Hilton. Denise sh-t, Paris diarrhea. Both shameless famewhores with many things in common…although I suppose, if you really want to get technical, Paris has never had to work for a Hollywood Madame. Full Story

Everybody Hates Denise Richards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Including Jon Bon Jovi who reportedly does NOT want her tagging along when the band goes on tour – his rep denies the rumour but … well… how hard is it to believe that he wouldn’t want to be around a first class c-bomb who destroys people’s laptops and attacks old ladies in the process? “Jon does not like Denise. Full Story

Denise Richards and the Hall of Fame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

Oh this has to rank, doesn’t it? Top to bottom, head to toe... Denise Richards has achieved a level of atrocity that merits immediate induction into the Worst Ever Hall of Fame – good for me since I hate that f&cking bitch, very very bad for her since there is no way in hell this was what she intended. Full Story

Denise Richards: the C-sections paid off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

Here’s her two time c-section body just before performing with the Pussy Cat Dolls this weekend in Vegas. Thank Goddess she opted to save her vaggie by electing to have herself cut open. And I’m sure Richie Sambora is enjoying the benefits. However, as much as I dislike this friend-betraying bitch, I can’t help but admire her post-baby physique. Full Story

Denise on the defensive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

Talk about terrible PR strategy. This girl royally f&cked up her cause. Kind of like Tom Cruise, without the Scientology. Why??? Well according to Page Six, Denise Richards fired PMK in favour of another press firm when they objected to her wanting to go public with the divorce details. Full Story

Denise & Richie: PDA nation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2006 12:00:00 April 24, 2006 12:00:00

Biggest news in gossip today. On the heels of her serious abuse and pervy porn allegations against Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards has been spotted on a romantic date with none other than Richie Sambora. The same Richie Sambora who is in the middle of divorce proceedings with Heather Locklear. The same Heather Locklear who is/was great friends with Denise Richards. Full Story

Ted Casablanca knows everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2006 12:00:00 February 5, 2006 12:00:00

Bow down to Ted, y"all. Because he called the Locklear/Sambora split and the Crow/Armstrong break up way, way before anyone else. Have to tell you…while I couldn"t give a rat"s ass about Heather and Richie, my bitchy heart is rather hurt over the demise of Lance and Sheryl. They grew on me. At the beginning I was like "get your dyke anorexic ass off my man, bitch!" but then something happened. Full Story