The Jolie has spoiled split dresses for everyone. Don’t you think of her automatically?

I don’t love the double split here. In combination with all that fancy business going up and down and in the back too, it reminds me of a table runner. Is that what you call it? A strip of cloth, for show, that’s placed down the length of a rectangular dining table? If not, whatever the word is for it, that’s what I mean.