RDJ should host the Oscars. Some of you suggested he should host with Sandra Bullock. Yeah I could get down with that. Neither of them needs it though. And they might be too big for it anyway. But sometimes it’s too short, you know? Watching him for 3 minutes, how he always hits the right note – funny, a little acerbic, but also self-deprecating – it’s much too short. And it was certainly much too short while he was up there with Jude Law, teasing us like they were about to kiss.

Come on. You totally wanted them to kiss.

Maybe he should host with Jude Law. I’d watch that. You?

RDJ walked the carpet with his wife Susan. Jude actually skipped the carpet but tagged along with the Downeys to the Vanity Fair party where for a while there he was sandwiched between Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz, both former co-stars.

I often wonder if events like that are hard on RDJ. He used to go when he was out of his mind. And now he has to go and avoid all the bad sh-t. At one point he was spotted having a very light moment with Mick Jagger. How about that for the nights you can’t remember? Between those two? SO many.

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