Even before Robert Pattinson cut it off, there’d be no chance against this. RDJ’s hair can deliver a Shakespearean monologue without rehearsal. It can be bad ass but gentle, sensitive but not limp, heroic but not over confident, RDJ’s hair is personality and charisma and a great soundbite all at the same time.

But, like, did you see how tight he is with Tom Cruise? 

Why is Tom everyone’s best friend all of a sudden?

It’s so Hollywood, non? Cut ‘em loose when they’re down. Hang on quick on the way back up, with the exception perhaps of Mickey Rourke. RDJ is a Hollywood veteran. I suppose he understands this better than anyone else. 

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