Well, as previously noted, Ryan Gosling’s scrunch face knocked him off the top spot. That leaves Robert Pattinson.
It was a beautifully cut blue suit. He wore it well. There was no mother hip action. And while there was some open mouth posing action, in addition to some Miley mouth pout action too, overall it was a good effort… even though from some angles his eyes seem too far apart. This coming from the bitch with a major eye wonk and a serious case of bloat. It gets worse with my word count.
Anyway, the other reason I wanted to post about Pattinson is because his red carpet interview with Alexa Chung is one of the best examples of how amazingly wonderfully sh-t she is at this job.
Does she look like she cares when she asks him “how are you tonight?” The slouch says it all.
How about the way she ends their chat? There has never been a more unenthusiastic “cheers”. I love her.
PS. This is for LB who made me pasta on Saturday and introduced me to the best Italian show ever C’e Poste Per Te. Every time an Italian mother cries, it’s like God telling us he loves the world.
Photos from Jason Merritt/ ROBYN BECK/Christopher Polk/Kevork Djansezian/Gettyimages.com
