Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. And they are very serious about each other. And he’s really, really into her. And he did not cheat on her with Lindsay Lohan. The problem with Lindsay Lohan however is that you can’t mess around with her sh-t. Like not even a polite greeting. Having bad manners is forgivable when they’re directed at Lindsay Lohan. Because the alternative is that she’ll turn around and try to suggest that you f-cked her. And the Internet is forever. And then all of a sudden there are hundreds of lingering threads floating around about their “one night together”. This is what is happening to Robert Pattinson today.

X17 is reporting that Lohan hit up a new bar called Pour Vous last night and ran into Pattinson who was there with a couple of friends. He left about an hour and a half after she arrived. She then came out about 10 minutes later, a smug ass expression on her face clearly meant to fuel paparazzi speculation that they spent time together.

Which they probably didn’t.

It may have been a simple introduction.

But where she’s concerned, you know. It’s a quick infection.

And that’s why the ONLY move when Lindsay Lohan walks in somewhere, and I don’t give a sh-t how much fun you’re having, is to LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. You book it right away and there’s no doubt, no assumption, no room, no time, no nothing for anything. Because the minute you give her more than a minute, that piece of sh-t will ride it out and turn it into a blow job.

While we’re at it though, maybe Pattinson needs to stay off that circuit? This is why if you have to be in LA to be close to your girlfriend, and not in London where it’s so much less gross, maybe avoid the places where the Lindsay Lohans would hit up. LA is filled with young garbage, sycophantic wannabes who’d rip off their friends, sell their sisters for a good table at the right club. Kristen Stewart seems to be smart enough to know this without compromising herself. He had to learn the hard way.